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I used to be a plate of spaghetti, now I'm a plague of spaghetti

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Please tell me you didn't take my favorite cube!

When ya boi is all netflix and no chill

Did you know lions are within striking distance?

You can play the trumpet right now.

Rumble in the Blungle.

I'm tired of the good old days.

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I learned how to win when I was a tiger in the mountains.

Are we hating fun yet?

Ashes to ashes.

I love the bleach boyz.

MFW all of my friends are all hanging out without me and won't tell me where they are.

My left or your right?

My shirt is actually photons.

My guitar sounds like compressed air.

I can't keep quiet if this air is made of freeon.

My friends say my flavor isn't bold enough.

Who do I have to bribe to make some gosh darned money?

Yesteray I was free, but today I am enraged.

I'm only 12 years old.

Zip Zap Zip Zap Rap.

Boogieing just isn't the same in overalls.

Get this scooob out of my doo

You can chant but can you holler?

There aren't any leftovers to laugh at.

I'm serious about family bonding.

I can't get enough ribcages.

Every day is PIZZA DINNER NIGHT!

My past tense is your future tense.

Como se dice corbata en Espanol?

Superman is both bird and plane.

My beard is starting to hitch.

I'M ILLEGITIMATELY SCARED

Do I love you or do I love money?

Jesus is more perfect than my speling.

I'm powered by extreme fruit flavor.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE BLINKING.

I'm neither alert nor focused.

Say no to peppercorns.

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Never forget that I'm made of atoms

Depicted: My Favorite Dead Dictator

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Won't You Come

Oh yeah, I have over 13 gods!

It's sure to stun you

Can you imagine such a fate?

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I can't eat when I'm upset :(

Birds of a whatever, flock together.

Don't call it a Comebackbackbackbackbackback

Please don't get too upset

KNOCK KNOCK!

WHO'S THERE?

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But Z?

Candy and Spice make me NICE!

Free Our Souls From Fritos

Splendor and Ruckus... ahoy

I'm going foreward

I'm going backward

George Michael ain't nothing to mess with

Would I ever be so bold?

Never Warp through time

Up Up And Away :(

Don't know, don't hesitate to destroy!

Lemons taste like sugar!

When's the last time you asked yourself the hard questions?

My my, Miss American Spliggit

Don't wait til you're done reading this sentence to click this link.

Don't huff too much glue, now!

Why Ford. Why Now.

Who hasn't heard of The Candy Man?

Girls like Larry because he doesn't play by the rules

Is that a big pile of Zoot Canoes?

Have you ever wondered about the consequences?

Do click this link if you like EXPLOSIONS

Don't click this link if you hate having fun

They hate you, you're a vegetable

Nobdy does it half as good as you

Does anybody else feel a bit queezee?

Good lord, is that a hamster or a donkey?

You have some nerve, mister!

Smile, it's your lucky day!

Jenkies!

Today is the day we all die a little more :)

Don't let him get away with it!

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Yrotsed Him!

He sees you when you're sleeping...

Watch Out! It's a triple midi update!

BOOM, all the sudden DJ hits you with a surprise left!

Destruction Mode: Terminate

The newest specimen to the Brett Hull Zoo!

Never knew the world was so round, did you? DID YOU?

No hurry, Exxon!

One in the sink, two in the think.

Perhaps the author should get a billion astro-dollars?

Don't get caught without one!

Scurvey Dogg doesn't take kindly to your no-nonsense attitude

They went on to get married and had three beautiful children before he left her for a blender

The plight of those with four tearducts

PUT YOUR RAISINS BACK IN YOUR FOOD

Knuckle Farming was a popular recreational activity during the Great Depression

Don't look now, but I'm not wearing any overalls

Houston, we have a slight problem. We lost our astrojacks

DJ hopes you feel FANTASTIC

Before There Was DVDasaurus...

I'm Magically Delicious

Feast Your Eyes Upon THAT!

It's like we're backtracking to yesterdimension

Have yourself a lick of beer pudding

I have your spare tractor

Take your Sludge Back. We only accpet MasterCard.

Do You Have Stairs?

I AM THE GREATEST

Will you be his neighbor?

I pity your armpits

UP UP UP! cuz we're DOWN DOWN DOWN!

Stuff By DJ and Paint Faces by me!

Smile! You're on TELEMUNDO!

He has come

Steven Hawkings has the Bongos

A "mature" rendition of Three Blind Mice

Bow to your new leader

SHOCKING NEWS FROM NINTENDO THAT'S REAL

You won't like me when I'm Fergalicious.

AND THE ANGELS SANG!

Spooktacular!

One in the hand is worth nothing to Bush

Where is your God now?

Fo Shizzlez!

It's time to FEEL GOOD!

Nice To Meet You!

One Size Fits All hyperspheres!

CHOMP!

¿Cómo se dice "Zebra" en español?.

Come, let us adore him.

It's the inside that counts.

Supersoak that hoe.

Cocaine is a powerful drug.

Go America!!

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!

That's NO GOOD!

GOBBLE GOBBLE!

Thousands of years of artistic evolution has lead us to this point.

This is the wonderment-amazement bar.

A Grab-bag of FUN!

George Bush flipping us the bird!

Woah, Ostrich!

America's favorite Man-Turkey!

SCGified Stuff!

Bad Jpgs!

Lukerpig lives.

I Love Jimmy Wales!


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